A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I’ll have a basketball team!” says the Catholic. “That’s nothing!” says the Baptist. ”I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I’ll have a football...
A man leaves his car in a parking lot one day, and when he comes back to it the bumper and rear lights are all smashed up. Then he finds a note under the wiper, which reads, “I just accidentally reversed into your car. Quite a few people saw me do it. They think I’m leaving my name and details. Well, I’m not.”